The blessed emery board of time has rubbed the sharp edges off the memory so at least I don't go into full blown rigor mortis anymore at the recollection, but still it remains exclusively and completely at the Number One Position forever and always as My Most Embarrassing Moment. I almost can't write about it. … Continue reading Wet Cement
The Other End of the Line
My friend Ed from Arkansas is a fisherman. Not just any fisherman. With him it’s a lifestyle. A job. Hard work. And it draws him like a magnet to the lake in all kinds of weather that lesser men would turn their backs to. He’s a striper guide. And yes, I’m going to say it...a … Continue reading The Other End of the Line
The Purple Pin
This is an adaptation of a social media post from a couple of years ago that may or may not merit a replay. Today I wore this purple pin to church. Before yesterday I didn't know it existed. It belonged to a lady whose funeral I attended and her friends decided that a way to … Continue reading The Purple Pin
Valentine
If I can't give anything else to my children at the end of my life because I've spent it all on puppies, plants for the yard, and train trips to baseball games, what I can give them is a love story. It's the only one I've ever truly known so I can't say whether it's … Continue reading Valentine
Sap
My elementary P.E. teacher did not like me. Harsh, right? Could be that little ol' me deserved a bit of her ire but that's not what this is about. Teachers have their preferred students and if you don't think that's true then bless your heart. One fateful day during class in the gymnasium she finally … Continue reading Sap
The Birthday of a Queen
Today happens to be the 26th birthday of one of our family pets. No, she's not still alive. And yes, this is the birthday I just randomly picked for her because she was a pound puppy without a pedigree or birth certificate and the folks at the shelter said, "Oh probably January." So January 15th … Continue reading The Birthday of a Queen
Glitch
Recently a bug bit my Facebook and I've been unable to view my "Memories" for a few weeks. Usually able to figure out these types of small annoyances, I began the normal protocol of checking my settings, sending a help message to the FB fix-it desk, deleting and re-installing the app, asking my adult children, … Continue reading Glitch
Under the Dining Room
Fifteen year old girls are not known for their willingness to accept change. I know this because I've been one and I've mothered a few. It's a crummy age to ask certain things of this particular section of the population but life happens within families and sometimes happens in a big way. Occasionally 15-year old … Continue reading Under the Dining Room
And They Were Sore Afraid
The following is a discussion of a topic suggested by a reader. In no way do I consider myself an expert in this arena nor am I a counselor. These words come only from experience and from what I know of God. Fear gets me right in the gut. The actual gut. The where's-the-nearest-bathroom gut. … Continue reading And They Were Sore Afraid
Shifting Gears
Don't laugh. I'd never be able to save your life by driving you to the hospital if all you had available for us was a manual transmission car because I can't drive a stick. So if you're feeling on the verge of a major health crisis and have me on your guest list for a … Continue reading Shifting Gears
